To: [Al] waiterAl@tincanbros.com
Bcc: [Tom Can Brothers] firstname.lastname@example.org
Re: TOP SECRET Interview Footage/Scolding/Thank You
Well, you really put us in a pickle Al. Although we didn't want these tapes released to the public, you did it anyways behind our backs. You're a disappointment. THAT BEING SAID, your ability to soothe our aching hearts with song last week after the MK interview was something we'll be forever grateful for. So...we suppose you've earned another chance. Please be on call ALL hours of the night. Who knows what will come up?!
Your Heartbroken Bosses